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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hain? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achchha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare.
Raju: Main to apne sare dosto ko bhul hi gaya tha par ek film dekhi to sub yaad aa gaya. Ali: kon si film? Raju: KAMINEY
Biwi(gusse me): tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai. Husband(pyaar se): toh itni der se kyu kha rahi ho??
Raju: Yaar gadha mithai dekhkar kya sochta hoga? Ali: Yahi ki KAASH YAH MITHAI GHAAS HOTI.
Bhikari: ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu. Raju: 3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega? Bhikhari: Wajan tolunga kitna GHATA
Mene Pani Me 1 Sikka Daala Or Bhagwan Se 1 Pyara sa Dost Manga, Muje Aap Mil Gaye. Aasman se Awaz Ayi: 1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.
Raju pe bijli ka taar gir gaya: Raju tadap-tadap k marne hi wala tha, k Use yaad aaya ki Bijli to din se band hai.
Changu: yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa rahi hai. Mangu: koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so ja.
Ek Girl: Hey Bhagwan, Meri Shaadi Kisi Samajhdar aadmi se karwa Do. Bhagwan: Ghar jao beti samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahin karte.
Raju: Mere dada ne 1857 ke jung main dushman ki tangein kaat di thi. Dost: Gardanein q nahi kati? Raju: Wo pehle hi kati hui thi.