SMS > One liners
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn\'t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it\'s still on the list.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.