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Customer: Raju ji lassi me makkhi hai. Raju: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanni si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.
Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hain? Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega.
NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja. Magar aadhe raste se vapis aa gaye. Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na.
Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha? Johnny: Chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg. Doctor. Aur chasme ke bagir? Johnny: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Raju ped k upar ulta latka hua tha. Pappu- tu ped par kyon latka hai. Raju- Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye, ISLIYE.
Raju- agar mere hath me sarkar ho to main desh ki taqdir badel dunga. Wife-tum pehle apna pajama to badal lo subha se ulta pehn rakha hai.
Wife: Uttho raat ke 2 baje he, Husband: Itni raat ko q uthaya. Wife: Aapne neend ki goli nahi li.
American: Hamare desh me war hogaya. Raju: Hamare India me to roz war hota hai. American: o kaise? Raju: Somwar. Mangalwar. Budhwar...
Raju: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai? Pappu: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bachche.