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Raju jeep drive karke jungle me ja raha tha. Tourist: agar samne se sher aa jaye to? Raju: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge.
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka.
Gal to Pappu: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Pappu: Kyon nahin? Main to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Pappu: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Raju: Birla cement. Pappu: Kyun? Raju: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jao maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Ek din Raju ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you. Premika(Gusse se): Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?Raju: I love you Didi.
Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se: Ye University Kaisi hai? Chokidaar: Zabardast hai, Maine M.B.A yahin kiya Aur Foran Nokri bhi Mil gayi.
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho? Nikhil: Vidhya ke liye sir. Teacher: Phir tum so kyun rahe ho? Nikhil: Aaj Vidhya nahi aayi hai isliye.
Beta: maa meri kya keemat hai. Maa: Beta tu to lakho ka hai. Beta: to lakho mein se 5 rupaye dena, mujhe ice cream khani hai.
Teacher: Bunty, Tumhara Sara Homework Galat Hai. Aakhir Iska Kya Kaaran (Reason) Hai? Bunty: Ji, Kaaran To Papa Hi Bata Sakte Hain.